The press gangs are a-coming.
Posted by Rugby Nick | Filed under Charity updates
Lock the windows, bolt the doors and do not venture out after dark, for the menace is back – the menace of the press gang. Those of you old enough may recall the exploits of Ca’pain Dan and his crew of evil mutant wasps, and the horror that they visited upon an unsuspecting English countryside.
I have bad news. Cap’ain Dan is back, and he is again rounding up a crew – but this time plenty of other Cap’ains are joining him and all are in need of workers to swab the decks and clean the latrines. Too much work for a crew of Wasps to manage, so they have a solution – the Press Gangs.
Already they have caught a wide range of people on the streets, from useless vagabonds (like that Rugby Nick guy) to important professionals (such as the kind hearted nurse, Stacey Harris, aka ‘Roger the Cabin Boy’). They care not for your station in life, only that they can chain you to the boat and force you to do their menial labour.
How then to avoid such a fate? There is but one guaranteed way – pledge a donation, of any amount – to http://www.justgiving.com/stacey-harris0 and your life can again be your own. But don’t venture out after dark, lest they steal you away, never to be heard from again.
